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[16 Sep 2004|06:45pm]
[ mood | fucking awesome. ]

Liznox and K. gouda
  • Will never have an elitist girl.
  • Crazy about being able to listen to music together for the foreseeable future.
  • Are the perfect match.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
Liznox and Jenny greenb.
  • Trying to conceive some superior kids.
  • Hope to read, it would seem.
  • Heart each other.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
K. gouda and Jenny greenb.
  • Might conceive two surrogate girls.
  • Crazy about being able to almost elope at the most inconvenient times.
  • Would like to misspend their youth again.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
1 cowboy said, "yee haw!!"

[24 Jun 2004|04:32pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

i propose the triad reunites this weekend.
all in favor, say 'aye'.

kellie: your hair is amazing.

1 cowboy said, "yee haw!!"

[23 Jun 2004|03:34pm]
[ mood | enraged ]

see the concept of texas as the soul shape that dominates this earth is quite logical. who's to say that our eyes see what is really there? we were taught to see what's there! who's to say there are not 3,000 other colors bounding around us that we cannot see. It's the same concept. see it? no you don't but the shape is there and we (myself and the co-founders included) have seen the light. we do find texas on every inch of this earth, every corner of our world and on every last atom. Please, just open your eyes to the truth and realize that it is there. However, if you do not honor the texan existence you will be sent to Rhode Island or.. worse australia. Now i'm not telling you how to feel or live but i am informing you of the punishment you may someday endure. This is only if you do not ecknowledge what is evident. This is a plea! not just for you but for humanity itself! We don't want you to be sent to Rhode Island. We don't want you to suffer with marsupials. Please, for the love of mankind ecknowledge the existence of your texan pride and the shape that will continue living long after the human race is exstinct. The truth and reason that we (myself and the co-founders included) are trying to protect is almost as important as the concept of GOD.
okay, now i'm pushing it, you say. Well I say open your eyes and clear your clouded preconceived notions because judgement day is just around the corner and Texans will look upon your case and determine your fate!

Beware the face of Australia.

1 cowboy said, "yee haw!!"

[21 Jun 2004|05:23pm]
[ mood | texan ]

test post.

i thought our first post would be a good place to describe the origin of our obsession with the state of texas. it was a cold, winter night on chairville road. we were confined within a single room, with nothing but some nachos and salsa. at that moment we came to the realization that every single thing in the entire world is shaped like the state of texas. not just nachos, but... well, everything. we were made aware of the glory of Texas. and the opposite of texas, on the other side of the world, would be Australia. and Rhode Island is just this island right in the middle of the road... i.e. purgatory.

2 cowboys said, "yee haw!!"

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